Saturday, 26 July 2008

Gone missing

It's been noted that one member of our party is conspicuous by her
absence in these missives. Lisa.

I'd like to tell you that her prowess with a crossbow, as noted by the
camp staff, has meant that she's been on a number of top secret
stealth missions across the Poiteu Charente region but the truth is
even more unbelievable.

She's been made the camp's Chief Interrogator, responsible for
debriefing all new arrivals who think they're signing up for lessons
in the local dialect. Here she is teaching "English as a Foreign
Language" to some bemused "etrangers". I think they're from Warrington.

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